PMS should just be called ovary-acting.  BOOO!!
Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.